Monday, 26 May 2008

Despondently Dwelling on the Dodgy Dilemma of the letter 'D'



Recently i discovered the letter 'D' to be the most negative letter by far. Looking for words to describe to my friend how crappy my day was i choose to use damp, dreary, and dull. Wow, they all start with 'D'! Deciding to prove that it wasn't just due to coincidence i brainstormed for letters that start with 'D' and here are some of my results:

dark, dirt, don't, dope!, drowsy, distant, dribble, daft, donkey, death, dilly dally, dot, darn, damn, diaper, dwell, despondent, despot, drab, drool, drip, domineering, desperate, domino effect, Darth Vader, dead, dickhead, door jammer....

Hey, i'm really on to something here! All these words can easily be related to something bad. After being really creative and excitable whilst coming up with A, B, and C, our forefathers must've agreed that the next letter should be some what of a downer. A letter best used to indicate matters of darkness, destruction, and despair. Even in school when papers were graded a C grade wasn't too bad, but a D earned you a reputation of being a bit of a dullard.

On the flipside though, even as it fairs badly on its own, when doubled, a 'D' then implies something rather good. Even every 'D' has its day.

Tuesday, 20 May 2008

Hello.. Can I Help You? No?........Phew!

You alrite there? Excuse my rather brash and cocky opening post. Just thought i should start with a bang. Anyway its my blog... so screw you.

Today i woke up feeling fine and rested which was rather annoying. I've gotten so used to requiring the unnatural boost of coffee and ciggarettes to pull me thru the morning that i didn't know what to do with myself in this unwelcome state of freshness. Gotta remind myself to get wasted and sleep really late tonight.

But hey, don't get me wrong. Im all for the beautiful things such as morning dew and birdsongs just as long as i can enjoy it whilst im in the process of piecing my shattered brain together.

The good days are a coming though. Sun is shining again and the days stretch long and hold infinite possibilities (especially to get into altered states of retchedness for early morning satisfaction). So im a break out those sunnies that make me look funny and shove down some eggs prepared to be runny. Big up!!!

Saturday, 17 May 2008

The inside scoop

Whenever, wherever, whatever, i'm your man. Plant the seeds and ill lay the plan. A fierce fighter against all thats mundane, plowing the way through sun or rain.

I'm a young Malaysian based in London with aspirations of becoming a filmmaker/writer. I choose to view the world through my own unique perspective. So here i am, presenting to you.. my porcelain ponderings.